"Last night I had a dream that I gave birth to Berg's baby, through some sort of
artificial insemination. It was a short dream. All I saw was its feet. No kidding.
Hooray for gender-bending dreams!"|
"This is so weird. I like it."|
-Amanda Torres, winner of Brave New Voices International Poetry Slam
"Honey, YOU are a hoot! My toes salute you."|
-Ed Mowrey, radical forgiveness coach, teacher, & ceremony facilitator
"Pornography is the work of the devil. This is a flagrant example of the homosexual
agenda which is desecrating the American family and corrupting our nation's moral
underpinnings. Miss Berg's propaganda is what Isaiah refers to in chapter 59 verse
7 when he writes, 'Their feet run to evil, and they make haste to shed innocent blood:
their thoughts are thoughts of iniquity; desolation and destruction are in their paths.'
Her sin is against the very nature of life God put in us."|
-Rev. Nathaniel Wolshe, First Baptist Church
"Berg, you are my hero."|
-Ever McKinney, Special Ops Assistant at Wyndham Robertson Library
"Feet me! ohhhh Feet me!!!!! Yes!!! I love it!" |
-Samantha Majewski, Pediatric [not related to feet] Respiratory Therapist, RRT, NPS
"Who does rub your feet at night? And what makes that queer? I don't get you,
woman. But if you wanna know how it's done right, you can bring your bottle of
lube to my place anytime."||
-Hector Valdez, counterman and dishwasher at one of Berg's summer jobs|
I once knew a girl with toe hair|
Who welcomed uneasy stares.
She did what she liked
(Which was mostly all dykes
Because men are more than she can bear).
|-Eric Windmere, classical poet|
|"Migod, these girls have waaay too much time! This website is an argument for watching more TV."|
|-Jen Stern, blogger|
"Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand."
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