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"I think I have a crush on the great and wonderful Berg --You are just so fucking cool, dude. And thanks for the links to the hot butch porn! When is there goin to be more of it?! And your feet are so fucking hott! Mmmmm...nothin makes a lil femme wet like berg. ;)"
            -Jazzy Bleu, Femme [that's with a capital "F"!] who can hold her liquor like none other!
 
"Very good work on the website. However, it has already been at least six months since you promised me that Thai foot massage. Is this any way to treat your mother, who carried you for 8-1/2 months (you were even in a hurry before you were born), and then chauffeured you around for 18 years (you have always been a driven woman)? I'm glad you are finally on your feet."
            -Mom, suffering from the agony of defeet (December 2005)
 
"Berg's footporn site is HOTTTTTTTT and I use it every night… and day… and morning. Can't get enough."
            -Hannah Phillips, climber
 
"Berg's Queer Foot Porn is unique, a breath of fresh air in the online porn industry."
            -Whitney Stanton, hooka enthusiast
 
Berg's Queer Foot Porn is one of the most unique and delightful foot fetish destinations on the internets and one of its best-kept secrets. This site is poised to hit it big soon. No obnoxious pop-ups, no insidious cookies, just good clean fun. Except for the sploshing images. Those are a bit messy. By design, of course.
            -Carlos Desperdicio, non-skeevy male critic of woman-made lesbian porn (January 2006)
 
"Her feet remind me of fava beans with a good chianti."
            -Dex Hunter, a fan with insatiable appetites
 
"Ewwww, feet! As a straight woman, I don't see what this has to do with me. I like dick, and I like it long and strong, thank you very much."
            -Strictly Dickly AKA Sammie Breedlove
 
"This site is the single sexiest foot extravaganza I've ever seen. Really fucking splendiferous! An absolute must-see for every lover of feet."
            -Mara Robbins, size 11 and proud of it
 
"Berg's Queer Foot Porn raises the bar for sex workers rights everywhere. The site promotes safe, amiable working conditions and meaningful employment for women in the field of sex work. However, it shies away from answering some rudimentary questions: Are the feet behind BQFP justly compensated? Do they make a decent living wage? Does the government grant them tax deductions for their pedicures? And what about for toenail polish and foot soak in between appointments? How exactly does one get into the foot porn business, anyway?"
            -Dr. Karen H. Valero, feminist economist
 
"Footporn is the only porn for me! Thank goodness for Bergsqueerfootporn!"
            -T. Robert Hirson, art teacher, sex addict
 
"At the entrance, my bare feet on the dirt floor,
Here, gusts of heat; at my back, white clouds. I stare and stare.
It seems I was called for this: To glorify things just because they are."

-Czeslaw Milosz

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