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"There's never a dull moment with Berg. And that reminds me of just one more thing: Berg, remember that Thai foot massage you promised to give me three months ago? I'm still waiting. My feet are killing me!"
  -Janice Berg, formerly Berg's full-time Mom, currently part-time lunch lady, dishwasher, the official floor-mopper and garbage-carrier too (October 2005)
 
"Oh Berg, you make me happy."
            -Lydia Lynn, quiet admirer
 
"Berg is an intense young woman! But who is Rinda Karl and why does her hair look gray? How did the two of them find each other? I can't put my foot on it, but there is something terribly wrong with this picture (or is there just something wrong with the 'photoe?')"
            -Barbara T. Jamison, art critic and historian
 
"Damn queers! All they care about is sex!"
            -Timothy W. Ladner, Bible-believing family man
 
"Berg's Queer Foot Porn challenges the very definition of pornography. What makes a photo sexually explicit? Honestly, I don't think I've come across a photo on this site that has sexually aroused me. But then, most mainstream 'pornography' doesn't even come close to turning me on. So I guess it's really not porn to me. BQFP highlights that porn and attraction and sexuality are what you make it. It encourages the viewers to really look deep inside to try to understand what lights their fires."
            -Janet Lubas, B-movie actress and employee of the Girl Scouts of Virginia Skyline Council
 
"These feet are fucking crazy and they will make you want to fuck like crazy!"
            -Katherine Klein, International HIV/AIDS educator
 
"I am dismayed that Berg represents herself as 'queer' and, therefore, implicates all of us in her inappropriate behavior. The GLBT community would be better off if she kept her wits and chains to herself."
            -Martha Gutner, GLBT community organizer
 
"Love the website. It proves everything I ever thought about Berg."
            -Karl Grohmann, rockstar turned Rockstar AKA the Boom Bam Bing Bam Boom Man
 
"My girlfriend doesn't get it. / Do I? / Who knows."
            -Margo Solod, poet and lesbian (Yes, Mom, I am.)
 
"Oh yes…Yes…YES…FEEET!!!"
            -L.J.
 
"When I stand before God at the end of my life,
I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left,
and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.'"

-Erma Bombeck

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